educational film

A coverup for watching porn. Or possibly is just watching Dora or some shit.

P 1: What are you doing?
P 2: N-nothing... I'm watching an educational film...
P 1: What film?
P 2: An educational one...
P 1: Whatever, dude...
(Other scenario)
P 1: What are you doing?
P 2: Watching an educational film.
P 3: He's watching Dora the Mothafuckin' Explorer to get an A on his Spanish Finals.
P 1: Shit! I need to study for that!
P 3: Nah, we're all gonna fail anyway...

by boobbeast June 1, 2017

Education by Association

Someone who acts like a subject matter expert because they're related to someone that studied the said subject in college..

"I know everything about psychology, my daughter is studying psychology in Illinois." Clearly Education by Association.

by Azcigar August 29, 2017

Education

Banned word.

Who needs education when you have urban dictionary?

by Luciat December 3, 2017

erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.

-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia

by mckat May 3, 2018

educational bullying

when someone needs to get knocked off their high horse and take criticism well.

Man, that bagel store guy was so rude, he needs some educational bullying to change his attitude.

by madeofmagic July 12, 2019

Education For Emojiology

There are no education requirements to become an emojiologist but You do have to post a certain amount of emojis on the platform instagram to get into the emojiology Industry. You don’t have to sign a contract or Anything to become an emojiologist but for emojiology you do need an instagram, post 500 Emoji Pictures after if you don’t want to delete the emojis just keep them on there after 500 emojis. After you post the emojis your emojiology career starts! And you start getting paid.

Education For Emojiology

by Jech image! September 19, 2020

erection interference

When a guy is talking to a woman and someone slips in and stops the game(her friend or another guy) see also cock blocking

I didn't hook up last night. Her friend ran erection interference

by CDub83 November 8, 2020