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emoticonning

1. Using excessive emoticons in emails, chats, or on social networking sites.

2. Using emoticons that are the opposite of how you truly feel.
1. Teresa is always emoticonning and puts every emoticon she knows after every statment she makes, :))) :D :P :0) ;) !!!!!

2. I am probably going to have to do some emoticonning and :) and :D when I email Teresa, because I actually hate her and think she is a stupid whore.
by bear assassin February 4, 2010
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Emotional Kidney Punch

An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.
My ex was bein' a bitch the other night so I slammed her with a couple of emotional kidney punches.
by fmab March 11, 2010
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Emotionalite

A very outgoing, social person who's feelings are easily hurt if they are not included or paid enough attention. Likes to publicly pout and let others know they sad/upset/mad.
He's not invited to guy's night anymore because he has turned into such an emotionalite.
by bazinga891 July 14, 2010
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Emotiface

The act of emoting through pictures. Emotions like happy, sad, excited, mad, coy, etc. are done through real photos of yourself rather than colons and parentheses, (ie. :-) :-( ;-) >:( This is usually done through text messages on a phone that can Multimedia Message and more than likely a phone with a front facing camera, like the iPhone 4.
txter #1: Are you going to the Milli Vanilli concert?

txter #2: YES!!!! (picture of your excited face!)

txter #3: I can see that by your emotiface!
by TerBerg July 28, 2010
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egotisticalposttwitt

People who post countless arrogant and lame status updates on FB. Often self-proclaiming that they are the "luckiest people". However, said people should eliminate their excessive time posting and more time working on relationships with their straying significant other. Duh, why else do you think he bought you that nice stuff?
ie: "My friend, the egotisticalposttwitt, has just updated her status again. When will she learn that diamonds, pearls and trips all at once mean her husband is cheatin' on her sorry ass?"
by uran8she June 9, 2011
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Egotistical Drug Irony

When somebody keeps doing drugs and gets an ego from it, when it is the root of why the person shouldn't have an ego. This is also ironically what makes it even harder for the person to quit the habit.
Josh: Yo dawg, wanna smoke some of dat supa fire?

Victor: I'm kind of busy right now... I have, er, a lot to do today...

Josh: Aight dawg whatever mang... more for me fool! Stay chill dawg.

Victor: *Facepalms to himself knowing the Egotistical Drug Irony*
by FrusteratinglyEducational November 13, 2012
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emotijerk

Emotijerk

Pathetic middle aged man who over embellishes text messages with an abundance of needless emoticons usually in order to impress younger members of the opposite sex
Girl 1: "hey, check this text message from Him"

Girl 2: "wow that's really creepy, wtf is with all the emoticons?"

Girl 1: " I know! He's a total emotijerk"
by Hodor-Taut February 8, 2014
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