Evan

just a little perverted. rides magical unicorns into the sunset, while flowers bloom underfoot and crazy asian techno music plays. wherever she goes the people around her are mindfucked past sanity. is bros with jesus allah yahweh and all those niggas in da sky. will one day rule the world....like hitler but successful and instead of killing jews everyone will simply lie down and take it like a loli takes it in the face from pedobear. you can all suck it. hard. TITTIES!

person 1: dude what just happened?
person 2: i have no idea but i feel amazing!
person 1: wait! look at the sunset man!
person 2: ITS AN EVAN ON A UNICORN!!!!!
person 1: we have been blessed.

jesus: yo evan wassup?
evan: not much homie wheres allah at mah nigga?
yahweh: wassup home skillet biscuits!?!?!
evan: YAHWEH! MY TITTYLICIOUS BITCH!! WHERE YOU BEEN!

hitler: yo satan how ya hangin
satan: you done fucked up broski.
hitler: NOOOOOO
satan: farewell im off to go play hopscotch with evan.

you: wtf am i reading?!?! THIS IS SO WRONG!!!
evan: i know...but it feels so right

by MR SANDE, naww just kidding... December 9, 2010

Evan Dahm

Author of Rice Boy comics. Resides in North Carolina

www.rice-boy.com

I wish I could draw like Evan Dahm

by blumixtape March 16, 2009

Evangelical

The Andromeda Strain of Christianity. Often called "conservative Christianity", when in reality it is a very modern radical version. Evangelicalism has no true theology, substituting apologetics for theology, and far more concerned with what will draw in people than in actual beliefs.

Evangelicals are often mistaken for Protestants, however the two groups a quite different. Protestantism is based on the idea that people can read and understand the Bible for themselves, without need of a mediator. In Evangelicalism, your minister is the final authority of what the Bible means.

Evangelicals gather to worship in thousands or tens of thousands in the belief that their minister is an intermediary to God, and that it is very important to get their religion directly from him.

The Evangelical's theology changed so fast that it was changed before the sermon was even finished.

by TheOmicron1 January 11, 2010

Evan Rachel Wood

An actress who is the best at acting how she has a sad and a complicated life, and how she's original. She literally became the next Dita von Teese by trying to dress like her at visiting Marilyn Manson's gallery. She met him when she was 19. Manson shouldn't pay attention to her, because she can also lie and is very spoiled and selfish. This actress cried at her testimony the way she did in the "Wake Me Up When September Ends" music video. In the early 2020, a few months after "Frozen 2" was released, she was racist about Kobe Bryant by calling him "a rapist" hours after his death on Twitter. That's the reason why she doesn't use it anymore. She also wore fake Hitler's moustaches and a Nazi hat, photographed by Leslee Lane in 2008.
And now, she teaches young gullible people (and teenagers) lessons about bisexuality, apologizing to others and about abusive feelings/relationships. People call her a true warrior and a victim, but she asks for her followers' help to "defend" Brian Warner (and another her "abuser").
Is this how a real victim of domestic abuse acts?

A: Hey!
B: What's up?
A: Can you please tell me once again the name of a woman similar to Amber Heard?
B: Oh, that's Evan Rachel Wood.

by your number November 22, 2021

Evan Rachel Wood

The lead in the working title film Thirteen. She played Tracy Freeland. She starred in this role when she was 15 years old alongside Nikki Reed and Holly Hunter. Vanessa Anne Hudgens also was in this film, as one of Tracy's friends.
Now she is 19, she is going out with Marilyn Manson and was featured in his music video Heart Shaped Glasses (when The Heart Guides The Hand) she has also been in Green Day's music video for Wake Me Up When September Ends.

#1. Have you seen Mansons video, Heart Shaped Glasses?
#2. No, why?
#3. Evan Rachel Wood is in it. She is hot!

by Click.Bang.Crash.Dead August 24, 2007

Evan

The greatest guy you will ever know. Someone who will love you with everything he has and never stop. Will look at you and tell you how beautiful and amazing you are everyday. Will kiss you so passionately that time will stop for that split second. When you see his face, your heart will skip a beat and you'll smile the whole time you're with him. He'll wait for you, even though you're 664 miles away from each other. He'll protect you and make sure you're at your best before he worries about himself. He will be your one and only. The only guy you will want to be with. For the rest of your life.

Alex: "Logan cheated on me again."
Me:"I'm sorry. You should find someone like Evan."
Alex:"You are so lucky."

by emmaly9678 October 20, 2013

evanesce

To dissapear or dissapate, sometimes like vapor. The verb form of evanescence

The small girl suddenly evanesced into thin air like vapor scaring her friend.

by Mayte July 7, 2004