Drunk driving

When you decide to let God take the wheel.

"Did you hear about the accident downtown last night? That’s what happens when you’re drunk driving."

by BananaChicken22 December 23, 2025

Boot-Kiss driving

Bumper to bumper driving, where the driver behind your car misses ramming into your car by a few breathless seconds.

The driver behind me was practising Boot-kiss driving. My heart leapt out when he stopped short of ramming into my car by a few seconds.

by Fleur-de-lis April 30, 2010

Boot-Kiss driving

Bumper to bumper driving, where the driver behind your car misses ramming into your car by a few breathless seconds.

The driver behind me was practising Boot-kiss driving. My heart leapt out when he stopped short of ramming into my car by a few seconds.

by Fleur-de-lis April 30, 2010

Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 16, 2019

help help they are driving me crazy

they are driving me crazy

help help they are driving me crazy

by guy on urbandictionary September 12, 2021

white girl driving

When you are driving on an empty tank of fuel, and don’t know when you will need to fill up

1: I think I need to fill up
2: how much have you got at the moment
1: oh I think it’s sitting nearly on empty
2: why the fuck are you white girl driving? You know that your car could run out of fuel at any point

by That white gurl May 19, 2022

Jawad's driving lessons

Brown to Brown action involving a car and 2 Brown guys.

Yo! I fucked the shit out a dude in a car dude!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!

by Tacobell_Lords October 31, 2022