five dollar story

Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."

John: A man told me to have a nice day.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.

by Jamaica G April 13, 2008

two dollar club

Club for men who have a penis long enough to balance eight quarters edge to edge on their erect penis.

"Gina, this guy was long and wide enough that he could balance eight quarters on his dick"

"Well, then he is a member of the two dollar club."

by Bubba916 January 30, 2010

six dollar shit

a big ass shit u have to take after u eat a six dollar burger at carl's jr.

I took a big ass six dollar shit after eating that six dollar burger at carl's jr.

by sexy justin May 3, 2008

Hairy Sand Dollars

A female's nipples, surrounded in hair

Yeah, she's got a nice rack, but under the bra there's a set of hairy sand dollars...

She needs to pluck some nipple hairs and get rid of them hairy sand dollars...

by KooKooKachew March 15, 2009

French Dollar

A french dollar is when you have sex with a woman in the ass with such force, that you break the barrier between the ass and the vagina, making a hole roughly the same size and shape as a french dollar coin.

I once had sex with this girl who was so tiny, I ended up french dollaring her.

by Mikie From NC October 12, 2008

yipping dollars

based on tipping dollars, fake money used at strip clubs. yipping derives trom tipping, I guess to add emphasis/color it somewhat from tipping

MAN AT STRIP CLUB: "Hey Casey, put your pretty butt here..I got yipping dollars for you baby"

COLLEAGUE AT WORK: "My old lady is out tonight, I'm going to get me some yipping dollars and paaaaaaaaaaaaaty!"

by Horse Cock November 25, 2004

Sand Dollar

A person in a state of total confusion due to exhaustion. A state of sleep deprivation. When you make no logical sense.

- Example 1 -

*On the phone at 2:00 am*

Jane: Janet, I'm turning into a sand dollar!
Janet: Wow, that's... crazy

*two minutes later*

Jane: This sand dollar's gotta peace. Bye.

- Example 2 -

Maggie: Last night Terry was talking about moving to Turkey to start a zoo.

Terry: Oh, my bad. I was sand dollaring hard core last night.

Maggie: You said it's okay if your animals die because you know a taxidermist...

Terry: Wow

by Cholo23234351 June 21, 2012