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Didge dodge

Trying to be sneaky to avoid something. A mental version of the physsical "dodge"
Joel Osteen hid money in his walls. he was trying to didge dodge paying SSN and Medicaid taxes
by BKLDK December 11, 2021
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New Out of Date Dodge Ram

This New Out of Date Dodge Ram is for sale for $9.9
by Cober Kai January 5, 2024
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safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.
Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"
by CupricCow October 9, 2011
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dodge baby

when ur boo thang gets a dodge and you get to ride in the passenger seat
“My boyfriend got a charger, officially a dodge baby!”
by jt2swavy January 16, 2022
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Dodge Douche

Oblivious, self centered, hat wearing, drives too fast, tailgating, loser who gets his identity through a truck. Almost always a Dodge Ram. They're like a cult.
I heard that Bob got pulled over for DUI. He was going 140 in a 55 zone, tailgating an Asian woman, swearing, honking and throwing high beams while drunk. Bob is your protoypical Dodge Douce.

I saw Steve cat calling a fat girl at the bar. Ya, he's such a Dodge Douche.

Q: Who's more of a douchebag, Brock with the manbun or Jim with the Dodge Ram?

A: it's impossible to be more of a douchbag than anyone with a manbun, EXCEPT if you drive a Dodge Ram. Jim with the Ram wins. No douche like a Dodge Douche.
by BSBoss November 21, 2024
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dodge master

A master of dodging incoming objects such as fists, rocks, sports equipment, and other projectiles. Unfortunatley, when a dodge master thinks that they will never be hit, they find themselves on the ground.
Ha Ha!! I am a dodge master!!! No one will ever hit m... WHAM!!!
by Dodge Sensei May 1, 2003
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Dodge

The name of someone super cool. They're usually completely jacked and can lift at least double their body weight in potatoes. Random people, upon learning their name, often say something stupid like, "wow your parents must've really liked trucks." Yes, yes they did. Leave me alone.
"Haha wow, your parents must have really liked trucks."

"Can I get a name for your order?" "Yeah, name's Dodge" "Josh?" "No, Dodge, like the truck" "Josh?" "Sure, my name's Josh"
by Chevy12 November 23, 2021
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