This requires some moral fortitude to successfully pull off. If you don't REALLY want to do it, you straight up won't. This is an act of breaking up or ensuring that the girl/guy you do this to NEVER calls you again.
1. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective.
2. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.
3. Here's where the moral fortitude comes in, you'll need a ladder first and some thing to pick up your crap with.
4. Pick up your excrement and place it on top of the fan blades, spread it out, the smaller the pieces the better the effect.
5. Once all of your crap is safely on the fan blades get dressed and gather up all of your belongings in order to make a quick escape (did I mention this can only be done at their house, NOT your's.)
6. Start flicking the lights on and off and screaming until your unfortunate victim wakes up, once they start moving and moaning turn the fan to max and sprint the fuck out of there.
7. Never agree to meet them in person ever again as you'll be promptly castrated or killed.
8. If done right and fast enough the majority of the walls and floor near the corners will have little flecks of crap EVERYWHERE. If done wrong it might fall off the fan before you start, or it will create a few lumps of crap that are relatively easy to clean up.
TIP: if you feel like you may have taken to much time or your stool was a little dry it's okay to wet the fan blades before you turn it on.
1. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective.
2. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.
3. Here's where the moral fortitude comes in, you'll need a ladder first and some thing to pick up your crap with.
4. Pick up your excrement and place it on top of the fan blades, spread it out, the smaller the pieces the better the effect.
5. Once all of your crap is safely on the fan blades get dressed and gather up all of your belongings in order to make a quick escape (did I mention this can only be done at their house, NOT your's.)
6. Start flicking the lights on and off and screaming until your unfortunate victim wakes up, once they start moving and moaning turn the fan to max and sprint the fuck out of there.
7. Never agree to meet them in person ever again as you'll be promptly castrated or killed.
8. If done right and fast enough the majority of the walls and floor near the corners will have little flecks of crap EVERYWHERE. If done wrong it might fall off the fan before you start, or it will create a few lumps of crap that are relatively easy to clean up.
TIP: if you feel like you may have taken to much time or your stool was a little dry it's okay to wet the fan blades before you turn it on.
Kenny: you know that fat bitch linda who's been sweating me for the past month?
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
by keifer jennings May 20, 2008
Get the dirty thunderstormmug. When you are sleeping and your buddy just got done finger banging a chick and wishing to share her crotch essence, rubs his stink fingers under your nose, waking you up.
I got a dirty fermin while passed out at the ski lodge in the mountains. That boo-boo's vag smelled sweet!
by MTF March 25, 2008
Get the dirty ferminmug. by jumbolego February 19, 2018
Get the dirty juliemug. A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.
This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.
Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX
This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.
Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX
I was trying to check out my 'roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the Dirty Heisman.
by Dragon Lady (hell yeah!) December 25, 2005
Get the Dirty Heismanmug. by el sombrero dos June 28, 2006
Get the dirty fabianmug. by Joenuts567 April 24, 2021
Get the Dirty Cianmug. by Duztytrue August 24, 2014
Get the The Dirty Mariomug.