Dave rule

The Dave rule states that in a male dominated STEM field, in order to not appear sexist, the number of women in a department must be greater or equal to the number of Daves

I only got the job because of the Dave rule

by samgreg January 3, 2022

Dave’s missus

The sort of women who would sleep with another man, and gaslight their boyfriend into thinking they didn’t

She is such a Dave’s missus

by i hate joos 2024 January 2, 2023

Dave's Hot Chicken

A chicken joint that serves addictive Nashville-style hot chicken. Don't eat it unless you want to keep coming back for more because you will never eat another chicken sandwich again in your life

Bro, lets hit up Dave's Hot Chicken after work at Junk Teens today

by Junk Teens March 22, 2023

Thorny Dave

a scrawny homosexual who enjoys black penises.

Look at that Thorny Dave trying to fit that huge black cock in his mouth!

by Joe Ander June 10, 2004

[Delicious Dave]

Definatly by far the MOST delicious man alive= Delicious Dave plays guitar for the most kick ass bands alive. Everyone wants a Delicious Dave.

Maria: Hey wheres delicious? That boy is finee
Alicia: I dont know buddie.. i think we should find him.
Maria: psht duh! who can live without a Delicious Dave?
ALicia: Im not sure

by delicious' hot friends January 23, 2009

Everyday Dave

A guy named Dave who says and does such ridiculous shit every day that its become common and you acknowledge it by saying 'Everyday Dave'.

Dave: Dude when I cover up this solar powered light it turns on... are my hands solar powered or something?

Friend: They turn on because you're blocking the light David.

Dave: Oh shit haha. Fuck me dude.

Friend: Everyday Dave strikes again....

by Kadorja November 27, 2012

Dick Dave Thursday

Dick Dave is a random guy at your child's school who organises parent meetings with all the mums. He is always extra friendly with the mums, he will lure you into the library office to "help him move some boxes" and then ravish you in his office with his dick. Dave is only around on Thursdays and will stop you in the hall at any chance he can get just to throw some Dave moves at you.

Me: Fine day Thursdays, you know why?
Stevie: Dick Dave Thursdays?
Me: Too right you are Stevie, too right you are.

by Valeriebluee March 8, 2018