Daisha

The prettiest girl you will ever meet , likes narwhals (;
is probably the funniest girl in the world & i love her .

& has the cutest freckles :3

Oh my narwhal , look , its the prettiest girl ever , daisha !

by dokewhal96 January 18, 2010

Daisha

Usually depressed and often bipolar. Usually wearing leggings, uggs or converse and a baggy sweatshirt. And once in a blue moon:jeans. Her favorite color is black and she makes her whole life revolve around that. She isn't scared to call you out for ur BS. And only surrounds herself with the best people. Though all this she is a nice, funny and petty friend. Guys named Alex who look like transgender strawberry shortcakes are attracted to her the most. Her favorite words are heck and Frick. She also tends to swear quite literally every other word.

Man that Daisha is weird.

by Alorah Donuts January 9, 2019

Mad Plumber's Disease

noun: The state or condition of inadvertently revealing ass crack whenever one sits or bends over.

The girl in front of me in economics has mad plumber's disease. All I see the entire hour is her enormous ass crack.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005

Awfuck's disease

(Noun)-
A feeling of displeasure and/or disappointment--often occurring when waking up after a long night of drinking next to an unattractive person and thinking, "Awfuck, why did I do that!"

I had awfuck's disease this morning when I woke up next to that nasty guy I took home from the party last night.

by TMull April 23, 2006

Chinese Disease

Commonly known as "draggin'(dragon) ass". Feeling tired or worn out.

Man, I'm sorry, I'm not lazy just got a touch of the chinese disease today

by greyhound21 July 2, 2009

Disease Van

a person who carries a crap load of STDs and likes to pass them around, like an ice cream man handing out ice cream to all the fat kids.

Guy 1: lol hell yeh man that chick was wild last night, thanx for giving her to me for the night, bro.

Guy 2: Oh its ok, she was a disease van.

Guy 1: oh fuck off !!

by Phatlipz January 6, 2009

Tiktok disease

tiktok is a disease it easily spreads throughout any school especially when all the E-boys and E-girls come to play.

I see so much kids in the hallway making videos it must be the tiktok disease.

by Cringle puffs November 13, 2019