shit cummer

someone who has been recently hammered in the ass and goes to shit and shits cum. Or a big asshole

god damn that shit cummer

by large taco October 29, 2007

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cummando

a gay commando who likes to take the jizz it in the face

the cummander issued a cummand to his cummando's

by flappin cock November 18, 2009

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Cummies

A gummy full of male sperm. Although not true, some people believe you can become pregnant through Oral sex.. In this case Cummies would cause pregnancy.

Brogan: If you put cum in a gummy and a girl ate it would she become pregnant?
Jaiden: wait?! Do you think a girl can get pregnant by swallowing jizz?

Brogan: Yes? Can't you?
Jaiden: No?!
David: haha wouldn't those be called Cummies?

by Granny Gumjobs February 4, 2017

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cummy bum

When gay sex occurs in anal form a cummy bum is made

Oh Jamey u gave me such a cummy bum

by Benjamin leahy is not my real April 22, 2017

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Cummaxxing

The act in which a person attempts to meet all of their dietary and nutritional needs via the ingestion of exclusively human semen. Some have asserted that one would need to around 400 cum shots daily in order to survive. Contraptions necessary to achieve such cum levels require multiple men jerking off into a giant funnel and the cum recipient sitting or standing below the funnel.

"Want to go to the movies this weekend?"
"No thanks, I am cummaxxing. I don't have time."
"Oh."

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

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