Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.

Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.

by Sexydimma November 26, 2022

Christmas Crime

Term coined by Kid Cudi to describe the stealing or selling of something in order to give a child a gift for Christmas.

"Hey scott, how'd your mom get you that new iPod?"

"I dont know, she probably Christmas Crime'd it."

by bstank1 September 23, 2009

Crime-scene

a crude form of explaining ones private parts.

"Baby, come over later, and we can examine each other's Crime-scenes.... and possibly do a little crime-scene clean-up!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

crime against cinemanity

(ˈkrīm ə-ˈgen(t)st cin· e·man· i· ty)

noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).

The Syrian refugee wept for her soul, her family, and the world as she witnessed the cruelest work humanity had to offer. She just watched and witnessed The Hottie & the Nottie (2008). That was a soul crushing crime against cinemanity experience.

by Tsarstepan December 13, 2019

Hate Crimes MD

A nickname for the show House MD. The reason for this nickname is because Dr. House, the main character of the show, often insults based on things such as their race, gender and sexuality.

Person 1: Just binged some Hate Crimes MD!

Person 2: That show ended like 12 years ago, why do you still watch it?

by A-bookshelf June 21, 2024

green crime

When you go against the law to save the world.

When someone leaves a Target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from Target. GREEN CRIME! In saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from Target to burn calories instead of gas.

by Big Bad Voodoo Mama April 12, 2012

True crime

Noun a genre of books films products that focuses on real crime cases etc

I read a book It was very fun it was about a mass murder what a true crime story

by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025