Yank Me Crank

Masturbation. Having someone jack you off.

Old Red Beard The Pirate told the deck hand bitch to swab the deck after he yank me crank.

by Gar Grim January 11, 2019

crank it up a notch

It means to bring anything to a next higher level.

Don't always play it in easy mode. Let's crank it up a notch!

by Montage0921 June 8, 2021

crank that dick cheney

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face

i'm gonna crank that dick cheney with tom

by austingale March 8, 2008

Crank Soggy 90s

A term for Fortnite that means building walls on a 90 degree angle, but with a very poor level of skill and strategy. This usually results in losing a match.

"Thanks for the carry last game bro, I crank soggy 90s when I haven't warmed up."

by marcove3 August 6, 2021

crank dat shit

Turn the music up, please. i like it

Yo, dats my jam! CRANK DAT SHIT UPP!

by Lateesha bo beesha August 17, 2007

Crank that spider man

your partner gives u head then b4 you climax pull her head off ur mushroom, cum in your hand, and finally throw it in her face while saying Go web Go

Lisa a. OMG he totally crank that spider man all over me last night!
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face

by bhjodrtzdtyfug March 7, 2009

crank dat hibou

To destroy a wall with your phallus and ejaculate on a girl's face under the influence of alcohol and out of frustration.

Alex: Ahmed was so mad he crank dat hibou.
Marwan: WTF does that mean u crazy asian?!
Alex: Ahmed was mad pissed at this girl and he drank so much that he ended up putting holes in the wall and then squirted salad dressing on the girl's face and back.

by urbandictfan March 16, 2009