cheese and crackers

A religiously neutral way to say "Jesus Christ".

Nick Wilde: I um... I may have sold him, a very expensive wool rug. That was made from the fur, of a skunk's... butt.
Judy Hopps: Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.

by Furry4Life June 26, 2016

Cracker-Barreled

(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.

"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."

"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."

by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021

Burnt cracker

Your black... sorry

You stupid burnt cracker.

by RazerFlip May 7, 2019

stoner crackers

uncooked ramen noodles crunched up with the seasoning packet mixed in

luke's chicken flavored stoner crackerz are bomb ass!!

Keg: "hey lydia want some stoner crackers"
Lydia:"yes indeedy!!"

by PPJ-M and keggy keg October 19, 2011

Florida Cracker

Rare, Endangered, and Threatened Species. Florida Crackers are native born Floridians who speak a unique language. It is a language spoken from the heart that anyone can understand. True Florida Crackers have at least one lineal descendant who was also born in the Sunshine State. Florida Crackers feel comfortable shucking oysters, telling stories around a campfire, riding horses, spending time in THE SWAMP, grilling out large steaks, and they possess sophisticated humility. Florida Crackers have a kinship with other fellow Florida Crackers and they can communicate nonverbally. Florida Crackers are resilient, courageous, and very self-sufficient.

Governor Lawton Chiles was a proud Florida Cracker.

Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.

by Florida1 December 15, 2011

Cracker Rich

White suburbanite with a nice car, nice house, nice things, but very limited or zero disposable income. All the money goes to paying off debt (mortgage, car, credit card, student loans etc...).

My friends are all cracker rich, they have nice stuff but no money to do anything fun.

by J.K.O'Brien September 21, 2014

cracker talk

The act of speaking in the proper English language.

"cracker talk " is something that most niggers can't do.

by omegs greek February 26, 2009