comerford

A "hunk" of a man that could be found lifting heavy pallets in a stockroom near you.

Man, this comerford of a guy totally stole my girl

by Franny jumbo May 24, 2018

Watchin' Commercials

to give a blow job

Watchin' Commercials
Mom: "What did you do tonight at your girlfriend's?"
Son: "We watched commercials Mom!"

by WeezyBaby12345 February 1, 2009

Bush Camper

A person who plays the game fortnite and quite literally bush camps.

This person is known for their stupid victories and highly unlikable ability to move.

“ A f***ing bush camper, that’s how I die. A F***ING BUSH CAMPER! AHHHHHHH”

by Shermag24 May 16, 2018

bush camper

mitch stuffles

why is mitch being a fucking bush camper again that fucking bush with his first solo only having 3 kills

by dicksbefloppn June 15, 2018

camper

A derogatory term referring to a individual in a first-person shooter who uses strategy and tactics rather than quick fingers, e-thuggery and lack of a social life to win team/objective based games.

"Yo, the 3oII clan is good at fukin camping, f'n fag campers"
"Actually, the 3$ clan is good at running into the street and getting shot. Learn how to play"

by Whiskey 26 January 30, 2008

camper

Camping is a method of sniping, usually used on fps style games. it genrally involves standing crouching or lying prone in a high spot with a good vantage point or view. campers are genrally disliked by the online gaming community due to an apparent lack of skill, however is their more skill in carefully picking of other players or rushing in like a noob and getting shot, if the noob approach is more skillfull why do you die more often? because of this campers are often targited for abuse by the more moronic players of the gameing community. campers are often referred to as noobs no-matter the skill used in targeting amoving target and takeing them out, one shot one kill

camper sits in wait, like crouching tiger. unwary prey runs like headless chicken, camper strikes, now chicken really headless. this is skill

OMG fukin camper fight like a man

by dispicable March 31, 2008

Commercial Christian

Someone who dresses in hip clothes and goes undercover to college parties, concerts, stoner smoke sesssions and bars to tell you how
totally radical, relatable, and real Jesus is with their modern psuedo-hip spin on the religion. "Christianity is not a religion bro, it's totally a
rebellious way of life bro, it's totally gnar!"
They are there to fill their conversion quota for the month and aren't there to party. They have been known to be good looking people,
only the few are chosen for these missions, skilled rappers and dance moves like no other so as to draw in an audience wherein they can discuss the good book with the heathens. It can be hard to recognize them; but if you find yourself talking to one very sexy hipster chick at a party named sunshine(or some shit like that) with a booty like two apples rubbing against each other under yoga pants and light green eyes under glasses, who starts asking if you've heard about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ..well then you might have found a commercial christian. She has no intentions of bumping uglies with you. The only guy she's interested in, is Jesus, she will break your tiny heathen heart into little ungodly pieces.
The best way to detect a commercial christian is to offer them alcohol and drugs. Most will be instructed by their church/boss to refuse such things. If they accept it, get them shitfaced. Be cautious, theyre persuasive and have trained long and hard to use Jedi-Jesus mind tricks on your brain.

dude 1:Hey brohan! Who was that dude you were talkin to? I wish I had fashion sense like him, straight outta GQ bro.

dude 2: Oh just some commercial christian, we took shots and he told me dinosaurs weren't real.

dude 3: Sup guys.. I just met this bomb ass chick named rainbow, I think if I go christian I might have a chance

by MyDanceMoovez10 January 2, 2014