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Commentitis

The obsessive nature of checking your status postings on Facebook for comments every time a computer/smartphone is near. Lack of comments usually leads to more status updates, "Status Frenzy".
Only two comments on my status?!, Ohhh my commentitis is flaring up again
by Karrg0 November 28, 2010
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Trackback Comment

To re-evaluate a comment made in a source to not fence sit nor be on the defensive. A track back is to re-evaluate and come to a common understanding.
Commenter: All these pop like songs are gay
Commenter 2: What's gay about them? How can a song be gay?
Commenter: Oh sorry, I meant gay as in the connotation definition doesn't sound good to me in my opinion.

Commenter 2: Oh, all good. Yah, I don't really like this song too much either. I'd just clarify more with gay as it's used more positively nowadays.

Commenter: I got you and no offense. Didn't mean it that way.

Commenter 2: All good mate. You like rock?

Commenter: Yah, some old-based rock tho.

Commenter 2: Dude, you should try ACDC or Highway to Hell

Commenter: Bro! I love that song thx!

Commenter 3: {scripture}

Commenter 4: Please, don't use scripture like that. We respect your beliefs but this isn't the place. Please respect ours.

Commenter 3: I'm sorry, I just believe { } but I'll try other places. What would be good ways of sharing?
Commenter 4: I'd prob. be more open if you related your belief in a way and then asked if I were more open. Just posting scripture turns me off a bit and makes me feel judged personally though.

Commenter 3: Ah, I understand. I know when someone did { } before it also turned me off. ...... contin.

Commenter 4: Gotcha, I might look into it but currently I'm happy and solidified in my own beliefs.

Commenter 3: Gotcha, no harm intended.

Commenter 4: All good.

Trackback Comment process
by Trackback August 31, 2022
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Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2024
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comment hustling

Reading the comments of someone’s posts on Social Media. Stalking someone’s Post. Being Nosey reading the comments. Gaining entertainment or humor from a post as if you were watching a movie. Some will steal other people’s humor through Comment Hustling.
I was just Comment Hustling.
Not here to Post, I was just Comment Hustling.
by The older Twin May 9, 2018
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Mouth Comments

When someone belittles someone else for talking. Not when someone is occupied, not when the other person is being loud or obnoxious, but just shaming them for plain old talking.

Usually it’s used by losers who can’t function in society with others around.
Person #1: *talks continuously*

Person #2: Shut up, you talk too much.

Person #1: Quit making mouth comments, dickhead! If you don’t like my story, just leave!
by Cmt145 July 12, 2024
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Reels Comments

Ahh, the comments of instagram reels. Basiclly, everything thats on instagram reels is a victim of the people who make those comments. Every comment usually is either racist, abelist, sexist, homophobic, ageist, or something along the lines of that.
"Yo have you seen the Reels Comments?"
by hellooouuu February 9, 2024
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Boomerang comment

A comment or pun that you don't understand or hear properly at the time, but you get it soon after.
The realisation hits you later what the comment/pun means.
*Filthy comment you missed*

A couple of seconds later...

"Aw man, ya dirty bastard"
"Bit of a boomerang comment for you there?"
"Yes, the realisation of your filth, hit me ferociously."
by People upset me. November 6, 2015
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