confinform

Notifying someone with a mix of asking for approval and forgiveness - you are both informing them of a decision that has already been made while confirming they are ok with said decision (though they don't really have a choice).

I'll confinform my boss that we're spending $1000 on the holiday happy hour drinks.

by rameshdharan February 20, 2024

confinform

To simultaneously inform someone of a decision that's already been made while giving the perfunctory illusion of asking for their permission.

"I'll confinform my boss that we're spending $1000 on happy hour drinks for the team."

by rameshdharan February 20, 2024

CEOffing

Verb.
The offing of one or multiple CEOs

"The UnitedHealthcare guy got CEOffed"
"OceanGate was a CEOffing"

by Max__035 December 6, 2024

coffieum

When your boss tells you he’s going to stay and help after hours, then actually leaves home

My boss told me he was going to stay after hours to help but he decided to leave home instead; he just coffieum me!

by DizzledizzletheOG May 28, 2024

Cofin

Half a coffin??

"I want to be buried in a Cofin."

by Cofin June 7, 2024

confinary

rich and famous

dude he's confinary!

by starved January 28, 2026

Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024