coffee shit

the urgent daily ritual of emptying one’s bowel after two cups of the magic morning liquid.

I just finished my second cup and I really need to take a coffee shit right fucking now

by Vesla June 26, 2022

Benis Coffee

When you put your dick inside your boy/girl’s asshole, start fucking it, and then he or she starts shitting diarrhea onto your dick, in which you then put the drippings into a cup, resembling coffee. To make it a Benis Latte, you must bust a nut into it.

Guy: mmm that’s some good coffee
Girl: uhhh i don’t think you should be drinking that
Guy: why not? It’s good and hot
Girl: it was that benis coffee i accidentally gave you last night
Guy: EEEWWWWWWAEAAHHHHHUHHUH

by InternetSlangPhD May 2, 2022

Wakers Coffee

Wakers Coffee is an E-Commerce driven coffee company that promotes the inspirational slogan "WAKE UP HAPPY!" on their instant, French-roast "Wakers HAPPY Coffee" bags, which also contain twelve superfoods per 8 oz cup of coffee.

Wakers Coffee is smooth, delicious, affordable, and offers free shipping. There's also an option to save fifteen dollars every month with their efficient, customer focused smart ship program.

by brotherrighteous May 3, 2022

iced coffee

Liquid will to live.

This day has been so tiring, I need iced coffee now!

by bastamaster October 7, 2021

Soapy coffee

A small streamer that farms beetroot

coffee that has soap in it

Dang this some soapy coffee

by Loafboy69 May 17, 2021

Coffee Dream

Being coffee dream means being very soft, pinteresty and cute (especially, having lots of coffee pictures in your Instagram feed)

Omg, she is such a coffee dream.
Stop being a coffee dream, become a boss.

by dabaddestv June 20, 2021

Disco Coffee

- noun

the coffee you have at night before heading out to the bar/pub/club etc.

"If I don't down a DISCO COFFEE I'm gonna fall asleep at the club."

"Wake up and stop being a bring down. You need a DISCO COFFEE or I'm going to that party without you."

by steve ryanson May 2, 2009