cod wars

a series of conflicts between Iceland and England because Iceland insisted on increasing its fishing area. Some people say it got close to real war, but it was mostly a kind of, "drop those fish, or we'll fire a shot off your bow" sort of conflict. Iceland wins, the Brits are no match for them :)

Say, why did the Brits lose to the Icelanders? Oh that's right, they overfished, and Iceland's economy is like 81% dependent on cod.

by Susan November 29, 2003

cod prod

a manhood so long and slender that it can merely prod salmon canyon - no complete penetration

all his cod prod could do was poke around in salmon canyon - i'm remarkably unsatisfied.

by k-tips and s-tips June 3, 2006

cod wench

A person with fish like qualities, often stinks of fish, has no money.. and just so happens to be a wench.

Hello Derek, is this your wife? My word. What a cod wench!

by derby11 May 15, 2007

Cod Mouthing

When you are so thirsty, but don't have water to drink, so you compensate by drinking your own spit.

"Dude it was so gross today, we had just been running on the track and i was so thirsty that i had to start cod mouthing"

by kla14 April 18, 2010

Cod Block

When some one stops you from playing call of duty

Friend 1-"Hey why didnt you get on last night"
Friend 2- "Sorry Bro, my dad Cod Blocked me"

by Quadblock September 7, 2011

Cod Mod 3

Abbreviation for the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3"

Guy #1: Dude, you want to play Cod Mod 3?"

Guy #2: Huh?

Guy #1: I said do you want to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?

by TriumphantUnderdog July 10, 2012

COD PhD

Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.

two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...

by Derpatitus H. July 29, 2012