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Bad Coconut.

The smell of a girl returning home to her man after having sex with someone else, but using douche or vinegar to cover the stench.
Boyfriend: Hey bitch, where you been? What's that smell?
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.
by Camdelou February 5, 2021
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coconut

a term used to degrade pacific islanders, generally the word is used as a way to call them dumb and mock their ethnicity at the same time.
man 1: “you see the new guy at work today?”
man 2: “the f*cking coconut?”
man 1: “yeah, he’s clueless
man 2: “aren’t they all”

both men proceed to suck each other off
by papikaden$$$ September 25, 2023
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Coconuts up!

Jeremy coconuts up! You party gorillaaaaaaazy
by Julescoconuts July 24, 2022
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Coconut Malled Food

This is a famous dish that was inspired by the creators of Mario Carts. To create this dish that is served only on certain parts of the world, you'd have to do the following steps:

1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut
by MrManMaking February 23, 2021
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coconuts

thats coconuts!
by heartprim June 23, 2024
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Coconut

A simpleton. Represented by a coconut. Able to be dropped multiple times and still remain functional.
Hey, he's really to stupid to understand.What a fucking coconut.
by lollylandiz4amatuersivegtcandy January 12, 2021
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Decimated Coconut

Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.
Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.
by Barney_el_cid December 8, 2020
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