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West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman
We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!
by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020
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eagles claws

When the wrinkles at the corners of your eyes are so extensive they are beyond crows feet and are eagles claws
Forget crows feet, the wrinkles at my eyes are so bad I have eagles claws
by RRWriterGirl June 1, 2021
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Chocolate Claw Machine

The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
by anonymous May 18, 2024
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White Claw Rapist

This is a person who pays underage girls to chug white claws and then when they are sleeping the white claw rapist puts their dick in your ass.
I was sleeping at tanner w house and he white claw rapisted me...I was never the same.
by Bootylicious2345 August 18, 2019
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Tiger claws Style

This is a kung fu style you imitate a tiger fighting with his claws and use your real nails to scratch up and cut the enemy competitors in martial arts matches
Using the tiger claws style kung fu so much the nails on my dominant hand tend to be longer than my weak hand that is not as strong,
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claws

I love claws
by goopies December 28, 2024
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Claw

Claw - very good - that which is claw - from the drink white claw - everything is claw - claw is everything

Also - a unit of measurement based off the size of a white claw can
That shit is claw.

Claw bro !
So claw
CLAW !
The waves were claw yesterday, you shoulda been there

We got about 1 claw of snow in Michigan
by anonymous December 7, 2024
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