Fake Cigarette

A fake cigarette is any rollable hand rolled cigarette e.g. top, buglar, american spirit when in the company of real cigarettes, which are any name brand cigarettes e.g Camel, Newport, Marlboro.

Yeah, but those are fake cigarettes.

by tokyo_rockwell December 7, 2010

flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

by weasel April 23, 2005

smoke you like a cuban cigar

A process where one individual would do serious damage to another. Then, said individual states, "Man, i will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"

After one person, would be "pwned", the person who administered the "pwnage" would state that he smoked the "pwned" individual like a cuban cigar

by snoop a loop June 30, 2005

Cetard

a term coined by smarks in Internet Wrestling Community to describe an avid John Cena fan (Cena is often an object of criticism among smarks), who doesnt seem to have a logical explanation for their embrace towards Cena, and cant make a decent argument when confronted with a statement questioning their choice.

Cena fans are Cetards.

by Smark April 19, 2006

Cigarich

Adj.
To have an over abundance of cigarettes. Derived from Ciga, for cigarette, and rich. Similar to Niggarich, which means it's pay day.

They had a sale on cigarettes at Rite-aid. I got two packs. I'm cigarich!

by Dammit Dave February 6, 2010

cigarette's time

The time it takes to smoke a cigarette. One cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke one cigarette. Two cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke two cigarettes and so on.

Person 1: How long will it take until you get here?
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time.

by aludram July 12, 2010

Ciara Adkison

Beautiful teenager trapped in Texas while she awaits rescue from other half: Jordyn.

Ciara Adkison is waiting for Jordyn to run to Texas at the start of summer with all of her luggage so that they can run away to Canada and stalk people like Mitchell Davis, Tom Delonge, Tate Langdon, etc.

by Acoustic-Mind January 2, 2012