Cincinnati Tuna Platter

When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.

Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.

by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023

Cincinnati Slapper

When your girl pours cinnamon (or any various other spices) all over your cock and balls and proceeds to slap the fuck out of your burning genitalia.

“Damn man my shit still burns, my girl gave me a Cincinnati Slapper last night”

by Homo shitdick July 4, 2025

Cincinnati Steamer

Cincinnati Steamer

noun

An upgraded version of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein the act is performed on a pile of spaghetti—ideally topped with shredded cheddar—to honor Cincinnati’s sacred chili traditions.

“She said she was into Midwestern kinks, so I gave her the full Cincinnati Steamer—Skyline style.”

by r00gz April 3, 2025

Cincinnati Setup

When flying on an airplane with a friend, you tape a Dildo to a water bottle in your friends bag. When a tsa agent searches the bag for the bottle, they will get a little surprise, as well as your friend getting embarrassed.

You-I’m going to Louisiana with David

Friend-You should give him the old “Cincinnati Setup”

by Bigpump February 11, 2018

Cincinnati Split Shift

To shit and cum at the same time.

Man I was so drunk last night with that chick I accidentally pulled a Cincinnati Split Shift

by the kid ya boi January 6, 2022

Cincinnati Squeegee

After receiving a blowjob and finishing on your stomach, your partner pulls your underwear up and gives you a front wedgie before using the elastic band to squeegee all of your cum into your underwear.

I got my first blowjob the other day and afterwards she gave me the ol' Cincinnati Squeegee!

by Ledantarious IV July 16, 2024

Cincinnati shotput

When you shove a pool ball in a midgets ass and feed them laxatives. Then proceed to spin them around until it shoots out.

See that guy over there, I bet he would be perfect for the Cincinnati shotput , I bet he would shoot it far.

by RaginHonki October 8, 2023