by denatlllrt546 May 18, 2015
Hey man,don't start being like your brother Chris.
That guy Chris,sure is a self centered egotistical narcissistic asshole.
That guy Chris,sure is a self centered egotistical narcissistic asshole.
by Con Artist July 27, 2016
1: "Dude, I swear he's been to prom four years in a row, he's a total Chris."
2: "That one college guy won't leave me alone. I'm pretty sure he's just another Chris."
3: "That guy is a Chris; he keeps bringing all these high school girls to his dorm room."
2: "That one college guy won't leave me alone. I'm pretty sure he's just another Chris."
3: "That guy is a Chris; he keeps bringing all these high school girls to his dorm room."
by batmannnnnnn February 24, 2010
Chris is a man of few words. He doesn't exactly say the right things at the right time, but oddly enough, he still provides some level of comfort. If you don't want to be in a relationship that requires much thinking, go be with a Chris. He has a sweet character and is artistic, but is often lazy with everything he does. He expects his significant other to do everything. He will hurt loved ones & act like he never did wrong. A Chris is extremely hardheaded. He is not very color-coordinated and will walk out of the house wearing whatever. His friends are lowlife dibshits. He smells good though, and has pretty green eyes. That's a plus, I guess.
Ariana: "Who the hell is that plaid mess smoking a cigarette on the corner?"
Alyssa: *Sighs* That's my boyfriend.. a Chris.
Alyssa: *Sighs* That's my boyfriend.. a Chris.
by getbentinthebr0nx December 19, 2011
(CONT.) You can talk about anything to a Chris. However, never get into an argument with one because they always think they win, when clearly they're LOSING. Also, make sure you send him lots of videos of cats because he will laugh. And one day he will own a cat but it's gonna be a stupid cat! They seem to think that there is a word that rhymes with orange when there isn't. They don't think they're the awesomest which is just PLAIN WRONG.
by Italians Rule March 10, 2012
A man who loves his guns and busch light. He likes to ride on his prowler and cause trouble. He likes to party with his uncle. He has a good sense of humor.
by kayyyna April 14, 2013
The Chris is a large, spineless creature who stalks the rare Taybra. Their only sexual orientation is Flamingly Homosexual, therefore, they only participate in hardcore buttsex. Diet includes everything possibly ingestable, AIDS, and human semen.
by TASK September 16, 2008