Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
by Chong270 August 21, 2019
Get the Chongmug. Someone who is Asian who says something such as, "I'll give you 20 bucks if you eat that." But then never does. Usually with the name Chelsea.
by A woman's penis January 27, 2020
Get the ching chong ho ho homug. 
by CHING CHONG1 February 23, 2023
Get the ching chongmug. by baileewailee May 28, 2023
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Get the ging mong chong ming chongmug.