Chocolate Pinnocchio

When a man forcefully forcefully shoves his woman's nose into is asshole.

Timmy: Ray Rice wouldn't have these problems if he knew about the Chocolate Pinnocchio."

Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.

by Monkeyballs1277 September 17, 2014

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Chocolate Popout

Its when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick.

Jack was pounding Jane in the ass when all of a sudden he felt a warm sensation on his penis. when he pulled it out he saw a shit covered his dick.

"Damn it a chocolate Popout."

by JPrice1 July 25, 2009

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Doggy Chocolate

A type of chocolate made by doggies and generously left in lawns, dog parks, and other urban open spaces. Similar in appearance to commercially available chocolate, doggy chocolate has a slightly more earthy flavor and a more delicate mouth-feel.

Q. This dessert is so fantastic. What's in it?

A. Pasture-raised eggs, organic, free range, grass-fed butter, heirloom amaranth flour and wild-harvested doggy chocolate.

by Herbert Von July 18, 2021

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Shot-Chocolate

When you take an odinary cup of hot chocolate and add shot of hard liqour. Usually used on cold winter days when the prospects of driving to work are bringing you down.

"Oh man, it was so cold outside, I froze my ass off on the way in!"

"Should have had some shot-chocolate!"

by Redcon P February 18, 2009

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