Beeb, Pete, THE CEREAL!

When your mom trips and falls while holding cereal, causing it to spill all over the floor, your dad then proceeds to say, "BEEB!" (Mom's Name is Really Bebe) while your mom says, "PETE!" (Dad's Name) thinking he is going to help her up, he then turns around and screams, "THE CEREAL!" While being upset that it is harmed and not helping your hurt mother off of the hardwood floor. This isn't a nice action.

"BEEB, PETE, THE CEREAL! is a crazy story."

by samiamNOTiammelissajane March 5, 2009

eat cereal

to put a funnel in someones ass with milk and frootloops and eat the cearal out of the ass till its all gone ( works better with big funnel )

Scott Alexander Stovell eat cereal on tim kerr and tim mulan all day and night

by hgfdh October 22, 2006

pouring the cereal first

The best way to do it!!!! Pouring the milk first is freaking WRONG!!!!!

Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!

by anonymous May 21, 2018

Cereal Killer

One whom takes pride in or makes thier life revolve around CEREAL. Breakfast of champions! Nothing starts your day off right better than a bowl of peanut butter captain crunch.

I wake up and start my cereal killer routine( watch reruns of adult swim or transformers most the day eating cereal).

by mjReal December 30, 2006

Cereal Killer

When the milk you pour on your cereal turns out to be sour and you have to dump the cereal out.

Cereal Killer. When the milk you pour on your cereal turns out to be sour and you have to dump the cereal out.

by The Irish Lad July 28, 2010

cereal

A tasty breakfast treat. Goes good with milk or a yoohoo. Also tasty with a marinated steak tartar.

Your mother and I shared a yummy bowl of cereal.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 27, 2004

Cerebral Serratus Seritosus

A fatal brain disease that is derived from the consumption of pelican ribs from the arctic circle who have been eaten by flamingo's.

As I chowed down on ribs from a pelican, i became nauseous and went into an epileptic seizure. Before the last gasp, I looked at the package and noticed that these ribs were imported from the Arctic and, in bold red letters: DO NOT CONSUME. MAY CONTAIN FLAMINGO GASTRIC JUICES!!! Cause of death: Cerebral Serratus Seritosus.

by I.D. Gas February 15, 2010