cereal respect

Respecting someones choices surrounding breakfast cereal.

"Bro, you like soggy cereal? I lost all cereal respect for you...."

by petrot August 25, 2022

Cerea

a really awesome person. like really awesome. probably the easiest person to talk to. if i could fly to where they live right now i would.

bartholomew: omg, its Cerea, they are like super hot. i hope they notice me👉👈😍🥵

by smexykardashian123 May 27, 2023

Micheal Cera'd

Noun

When people engage in sexual relations while in an uncomfortable proximity to you. A reference to the movie "Youth in revolt" where Micheal Cera's friend has sex in a bunk bed nearby Micheal.

Dude, Sarah and Josh totally Micheal cera'd me when we stayed in that motel overnight.

by Micheal cera December 25, 2016

autism cereal

Autism Cereal is a roast made by Nicholas Mercado in the state of Oregon Referring to the person being roasted is autistic and thinks he is cereal

Guy 1: Your a retard.
Guy 2: Boi you stay looking like Autism Cereal.

by TacoSquid8821 May 1, 2018

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Austin Cereal Bowl

A sexual act in which a man lovingly fills his partners rectum with chilled milk. Once filled cereal (dry is optimal) is added to taste. The Austin Cereal Bowl is best consumed with whole milk, although soy may be substituted for the lactose intolerant. Spoon optional. Available at all Austin area Marriots.

I prefer Cocoa Puffs in my Austin Cereal Bowl !

by Sickgrrl April 10, 2019

Fart Cereal

The act in which you fart into a cereal box and then serve someone cereal from that box.

Eva was mad at Michael and served him a huge bowl of fart cereal

by Mamaeva May 4, 2020