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John Cena

The sexual act of waiting for your partner to command you to shout her name, but instead shouting "JOHN CENA!" as loud as possible while simultaneously putting her in a chokehold, lift her off the bed/couch/table and slamming her to the ground, and then running around the room singing the theme song while helicoptering until you nut.
"How was sex last night"
"Pretty good until he pulled a John Cena"
by Nicolas Cena September 17, 2015
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Celina

Typically a short or medium sized person that blames everything on everybody else usually petty and whines and complains about everything
Look at that girl over there her name celina and she whines and complains about everything
by K2b3r April 22, 2018
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celian

The Backside of a Fat Druid on the MMO Game World of Warcraft
Wow that murlock owned my "Celian"
by dimpond January 7, 2008
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cellar dweller

someone who thinks themselves better than another person because their houses have added features another persons might not.
"he's such a cellar dweller, so what if my house only has two floors?"
by Thom Gavin December 14, 2008
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cellaware

That compulsion one gets to check their cell phone when you see someone else checking theirs.
I became cellaware Dec 18th 2003 at the ring of a cellphone at Wrigley Field.

Her cellawareness haunted her even without her cellphone
by caddydaddy84 January 28, 2009
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cellating

the act of asking a dude/chick out over a phone call or text message
person 1:are u cellating her

person 2:maybe
by wolfwind March 9, 2009
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Cellaerial Failure

When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass
john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there

tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone

john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009
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