The Cabbage Patch

that nasty ass area of GP park near Detroit where the houses are under $200,000 and there is a 1 in 50,000 chance of getting shot. As opposed to the usual odds of getting shot in grosse pointe (equalivelent to winning the lottery).

Haha you poor bastard you live in the cabbage patch.

Whats that, you live in the cabbage patch, you must be blaq

Ewwww, the cabbage patch.

by nigga big hemp June 1, 2006

cabbage girl

1. A name given to a female who lives out in the country, especially on a farm.

2. Any female who resides (or works) in an area where sauerkraut and/or cabbage is prevalent.

"I know me a cabbage girl...can't tell ya her name, I think she done liked a dago before, and he felt just the same".

by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

Stan: At Sizzler, when you were yelling "muff cabbage," what's "muff cabbage?"
Kyle: It's a- it's a Jersey thing.

by Loose Finger Louie October 18, 2010

Cabbage Patch

Term for : Ugly/Geeky people who think they Are the cutest thing alive & can get with anyone they want when in all reality no body likes them. pretty much just an Ugly conceited person whom nobody likes.

Girl: Ew, was that eddy over there just trying to hit on you?

Friend: ughh yeaa! he is suchh a cabbage patch. he thinks he's soo cool with his 99 cent pay-less shoes when no body even likes him, he doesn't even have any friends.

Girl: HA! i don't blame people for not wanting to be someone's friend who's THAT ugly & conceited!

by Green_Ducks September 24, 2010

cabbage patch

some vaginal foliage

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"

by JW#1 November 4, 2006

cabbage head

Derogatory term for a person of Irish decent.

Those f'in' cabbage heads started a fight in the bar last night.

by Josephus April 19, 2007

wet cabbage

A term describing female genetalia when wet, usually from semen or vaginal discharge. Usually shiney.

"EW, wet cabbage! Nasty!"

by LTE September 8, 2006