A woman(possible a male) who's only value to others is to be fucked. These people are to be treated like a condom. The penis is inserted into an orifice, ejaculation occurs, then the penis is removed and the woman is discarded. Just like a condom.
An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.
A woman of little or no value.
*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.
An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.
A woman of little or no value.
*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.
Patricia is such a human condom. I used her last night and threw her ass out before I went to sleep.
by Scotters August 13, 2007

Dude! You got Herpes from that chick??? I told you not to use the Obama Condom! You should've gone with the Bush Dental Dam! It may not have been the most appealing option, but at least you can trust that it won't break under pressure!
by Giggles88 January 20, 2009

This resort is full of douchebags and condom wrappers. I was at the bar ordering a drink and that condom wrapper cut in front of me and got orange tanning cream all over my shorts. I hope her douchebag boyfriend doesn't see it.
by Honey Do July 24, 2011

A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.
Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.
Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.
by chumpguy December 31, 2013

by P ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dog December 28, 2015

Condom kid: Hey look the sperm at the bottom of this condom, ill call it mike! Then toss into garbage or toilet.
by Condom kids October 13, 2015

by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016
