burrito garden

Microwave

See also: burrito mouth

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

Burrito fuck

When and your partner wrap yourselves in a blanket/towel and proceed to have sexual intercourse.

Can we go to the beach and burrito fuck?

I always cum so hard when we burrito fuck!

by Strawberry wheels August 09, 2020

meatless burrito

Boring or very un-fulfilling. No one likes a meatless burrito.

Why are going to bed so early? You're being a real meatless burrito.

by Meaty Burrito February 16, 2016

Chicoli Burrito

When you stick a Chipotle Burrito up someones ass, adding the secret Ecoli ingredient Chipotle stopped offering.

Gay Man Asks: "Anyone want to get Chipolte burritos? I'll can make it a Chicoli Burrito for you. (wink-wink)"

by Mount Philimanjaro February 02, 2016

burrito on the floor

To swaddle oneself in an enveloping way with an article of comfort whilst laying on the floor.

I want to go burrito on the floor right now.

by Itsyaboiskinnypeen November 21, 2019

Nerdo burrito

A weeb with a broken foot.

Look at that nerdo burrito over there with his waifu pillow, let’s go push him down since he can’t chase us.

by Mr. Bucketfoot May 29, 2020

Trouser burrito

A more solid former of trouser chilli.

The little boy had a rather larger trouser burrito in his jeans.

by Gustercat January 01, 2017