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Niko Bullshit

When something is so completely ridiculous, it's not just bullshit, it's Niko Bullshit.
"So, I put on my super powerful god armor and killed him with a butter knife! It happened, I swear!"
"Now that's some serious Niko Bullshit."
by IronDawn November 24, 2019
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Bullshit Clown

When a person is frequently spewing obvious lies to everyone that someone has to immediately call them out their bullshit.
Person 1 - Hey guys! Did you know my penis is 12 inches long?!

Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!
by BungBoy995 February 23, 2022
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Bullshit Tax

When life decides to throw you a bone.

Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.

From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.

Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".

Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.

Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020
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Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
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Bullshit and Bobbles

Being fake or using someone and the crap we buy in life.
I can't believe that mother fucker was just using me this whole time! Everything was just bullshit and bobbles to his ass!
by dumb1tch2015 June 9, 2015
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chippy bullshit

Idk tbh, but my boyfriend told me to knock off my "chippy bullshit" and it hurt and was rude as hell😊
by Trashynotclassyabbey December 21, 2017
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Felonious bullshit

Bullshit so bad it rises to the level of a felony.
Man that was some felonious bullshit that guy just said!
by Exdink April 7, 2017
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