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bread day

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.
I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.

"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."
by DLaw3000 September 20, 2009
mugGet the bread daymug.

Le bread

“Oh I see that you are eating bread!”

“No it’s not just normal bread it’s, Le bread”
by Acripop May 19, 2022
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Bread Game

The Bread Game consists in a group of four or more men gathering around a bread in the floor while they all masturbate at the same time. The last men to ejaculate has to eat the bread full of cum as the others watch him eating.
Aw man, i can't believe i lost in the Bread Game, i had to eat that bread full of cum, it was horrible.
by VoidOnCrack September 9, 2021
mugGet the Bread Gamemug.

guinea bread

When I was a kid, my Aunt Mo sent me to the store with a list of food items. I approached the Asian cashier timidly and asked him if he had "guinea bread" as my Aunt had requested. He looked puzzled for a moment and then handed me a loaf of Italian bread with a smile. My Aunt was pleased.
by KittyTouchIt May 25, 2011
mugGet the guinea breadmug.

whett breads

an egg that is fried inside a pre olive oil soaked slice of bread with large quantities of oil
hey anyone in the mood for some whett breads?
by M.Y.S March 14, 2016
mugGet the whett breadsmug.

The Alpha Bread

The god that {breadist} people believe in. The ultimate life form.
The Alpha Bread created us.

The Alpha Bread loves us.
by motherhotbread June 20, 2015
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Life Bread

A variation of the biscuit game, commonly played at Orientation Camps of Hong Kong’s universities.

It involved a group of boys surrounding a piece of bread. The last boy who ejaculates over the piece of bread must eat the whole piece, including the cum and all.
“Edward just lost the Life Bread game! Now he has to eat up that bread along with everyone’s cum!”
by Volvo B8L MCV January 11, 2022
mugGet the Life Breadmug.

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