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Brandon

A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him
Brandon wants both sides. Cats and Chickens
by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017
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Brandon

"Brandon Is a fat lying piece of shit"
by XS_ME October 20, 2019
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Brandon

Guy 1: hey whose that guy
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding
by Poeticle May 27, 2017
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Brandon

A person who is a narcissistic, big headed, asshole. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Only does nice things as long as it benefits him. AND has a small dick.
You need to break up with him, he's a Brandon.
by phuckyew December 21, 2016
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Brandon

A person who loves the dick more than life itself. There's nothing on earth that can quench their thirst for dick. They have a ravenous hunger for man chowder for din din.
That gay guy is a real Brandon, he really loves the dick.
by Browncorn May 20, 2017
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brandon

hey ur such a brandon
by revengebitch33 May 5, 2019
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brandon

watch out brandon has a gun
by kimnmell October 26, 2020
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