Brandon

A huge fucking cunt

Guy 1: hey whose that guy
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding

by Poeticle May 27, 2017

Brandon

An egg

Break 3 Brandons into the bowl then whisk thoroughly

by Zadel November 6, 2017

Brandon

The biggest fuckboy around. Will break your heart

He is a total brandon. Dont fall for him.

by ofgkdrpgkrep February 15, 2017

Brandon

A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him

Brandon wants both sides. Cats and Chickens

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Brandon

He is a dick sucking mother fucker

faggot

Man brandon is stupid

by Real things January 15, 2018

Brandon

He will now and forever be a fuckboy. If in a relationship never give a second chance you'll only come out hurt worse than before. He isn't worth it.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.

Can you believe what Brandon did?

Yes, he's a fuckboy.

by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018

Brandon

The most amazing man you'll ever meet. Gorgeous eyes, sexy, smart, strong, fucking fantastic in bed. Muscles galore and knows how to smile in ways that'll make you tingle inside and out. Brandon is the perfect father, lover and partner so make sure you're ready for kids because you don't wanna lose this opportunity ladies. Puts the D in DILF. Redefines the Dad Bod. Legend.

Woman 1: Did you see that Brandon over there?
Woman 2: OMG, is that why my ovaries were tingling?!
Woman 1: Probably, that man is such a DILF.

Man 1: Ugh, I'm trying my best to be more of a Brandon.
Man 2: I know mate, that guy really fucking sets the bar.
Man 1: What a legend.

by RiskyM July 21, 2021