Brandon

a guy that you will fall in love with, then break up with you for another girl. then he will hate YOU for some fucked up reason, but you can't help but think about him all the time and still love him and want him to love you agean but you still tell your friends that you hate his fucking brain cells because he is a dubm bastard, but lie about hating him, because you dont want your friends to get you over him.
"can you believe that?! he is such a brandon!"
by say what i wanna what now!! September 30, 2011
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Brandon is born rotted. He is always rotted, and always be rotted.
Me: Brandon, you look rotted.
Brandon: That's just my face.
Me: You must have been born rotted.
by mahniggabitch<3 January 18, 2014
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The kindest person you will ever meet. Brandon will be there for you every day every second along the way. The dude with the biggest cock and the magic fingers. The good looking, intelligent, charming one. The one who makes you laugh constantly, the one with the maddest dancing skills on the planet. The one that will piss you off, but you'll love. A ledge.
OMG, he's such a Brandon!
by zooosha June 29, 2011
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The definition of a scraight goon to the screets who just doesnt care.
Damn brandons a scraight up goon and he dont caea
by goony562 March 21, 2009
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A Brandon is a guy who plays wow in his room and doesn't brush his teeth so he can kill people with his breath. Brandon's are also extremely retarded and have spontaneous seizures and random spaz attacks. They also like to eat tacos and other Mexican food. Brandon's usually have noses with the name Pablo who also like to eat tacos and like the definition napster.
Fred: Did you see that kid? He had a seizure while eating a Taco!

Ted: I know and then he started talking to his nose and said we go play WOW later.

Fred" That kid is a Brandon

Random Guy: napster.
by Brandon-Pablo December 07, 2010
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a not so cute guy with an extremely sexy body, and a pretty big dick (a guy version of a "but her face"). Brandons often like to play girls, think they're cool, and be an all-around asshole.
Wow that guy's a Brandon, he's body is hot, I heard he has a big dick, and he played Lisa and Joanie at the same time, too bad he's ugly as shit.
by pbb2009 April 15, 2009
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Man who fits perfectly with a Michelle.


Look at those too, they're just like a Brandon and a Michelle. They're so cute together!
by yellowrosess April 27, 2009
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