brain queef

what is rejected by the brain after it has been completely and utterly fucked

That physics class gave me a brain queef.

What the hell? That's crazy! I'm going to have a brain queef!

by Uncle Ike May 15, 2009

porn brain

A brain, usually human and male, wired to orgasm only to pixelated imagery or memories. The first stage is less wood and delayed ejaculation with real women. Some men have mismatched libidos with their partner and this can help. But being unable to jack off without porn and erectile dysfunction can happen in extreme cases, so test yourself without porn regularly!

Even though my wife likes to have sex less often than me, she's really cool about my porn brain.

by IceHouse939 July 10, 2013

brain surgeon

A female who excels in the art of sucking cocks. Has become known for blowing your mind.

That bitch gave me some wicked brains, she was a brain surgeon

by Patrick Segunta September 10, 2003

brain digger

One who shows interest in a person for their superfluous intelligence. Now, that alone may sound positive. This, however, is not the case as brain diggers would only like to use the brainpower for their own selfish needs.

1.Girl 1: You are such a brain digger.
Girl 2: What? Why!?
Girl 1: You only make friends with the smart people so you don't have to think of stuff on your own.
Girl 2: I'm sorry!

by smiles327 August 12, 2009

Brain Fart

Blurb in your head outta nowhere, train of thought goes weird

Whoops sorry Brain Fart

by Emily March 12, 2005

brain slushie

Something Jessi Slaughter will give you when she pops a glock in your mouth!

Jessi: You haters needa stop hatin', i'm better than u, like if u guys can't realize that then you know what, i'll pop a glock in ur mouth and make a brain slushie!

Viewer: ... dis bitch is trollin.

by pezz123 July 20, 2010

Gamer Brain

What happens when one spends the majority of their time playing video games and posting on gaming forums. This usually results in oversimplifying every argument one hears that is against their preconcieved notions, and resorting to very emotional black and white style rebuttals.

Person A: I don't think the new Resident Evil games are as good as the classics, but they're definitely fun.
Person B: YOU JUST LIKE ARCHAIC GAME DESIGN, ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS NOSTALGIA.

Person A: Dude, you have gamer brain.

by ILikeChunLi January 25, 2011