Brad

Your car

You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

by Supertrain12 December 24, 2019

Brad

Brad is the strongest dude you will ever meet. He has the UTMOST respect for his sisters and ALWAYS looks out for them. If one of his MANY sisters gets a boyfriend, Brad thoroughly checks the guy over with his fists.
Brad keeps the bad guys at bay and will one day become President of the Moon.
Good job, Brad! Keep on keeping on!

Oh no, that guy is dating a Kuntray girl! He is going to get Bradded!

by KuntrayQueen December 30, 2019

Brad Miller

A special American baseball player who has played for the Seattle Mariners, Tampa Bay Rays, Milwaukee Brewers, and Cleveland Indians. Primarily plays in the infield, occasionally in the outfield. Needs more opportunities to show he's one of the best hitters in the game.

Brad Miller won the game for the Brewers by taking ball four with the bases loaded!

by eatdatpanda445 May 24, 2019

Brad

He lives in Wiscansin and lives on a cheese farm with his pappy

Hey brad youre a faggot

by Brad the cheese man June 13, 2019

Brad

Big pervert who begs for blowies

Wow like at the brad

by Anaoop69 August 20, 2019

Brad

\BRAHD\
Verb
1.
produce (a picture or diagram) by making lines and marks, especially with a pen or pencil, on paper.
2.

To speak or respond with a complex sketch in place of words

“A brad is worth a thousand words”
“Here, look at my brad and dimensions”
“Brad is always bradding”

by chassywhite_xo August 22, 2019

Busy As Brad

To be busier than any other human on Earth, meaning sometimes you have to work as late as 10:30pm. To be busier than Brad is impossible.

Mate... I'm that busy at the moment you could say I'm as 'Busy as Brad'.

Really? You must have a bit on!
Yeah flat out mate...

by bradbusy August 22, 2019