Brazilian bandsaw

When you have a girl, preferably Latin, stands over your face wearing a G string, pushes hard enough so her poop splits in half.

Gf: Can we do the Brazilian Bandsaw tonight babe?

Bf: if I get drunk enough

by Redbeard512 June 25, 2020

Brazilian Tuck

It's when someone inserts their own penis into their own butthole.

Jerry: Yo, i don't have any clean undies so I Brazilian Tucked, is that gay?
Tom: No.

by dontaskmehowiknowthis September 18, 2020

Brazilian Tootsie Roll

When a male inserts his big toe into a woman’s anus, pulls it out and let’s her lick his big toe.

“I heard Jennifer’s into Brazilian Tootsie Rolls; must be a freak”

by DeepFriedAss October 7, 2020

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

Brazilian Cookie

The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.

Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.

by iamjose October 2, 2011

Kentucky fried brazilian butt plug

When you put a Kentucky Fried Chicken drumstick up your butt in the lobby of a KFC in Brazil, Indiana.

I paid that fat chick $50 bucks to give me a Kentucky Fried Brazilian Butt Plug

by borkanese May 21, 2023

Brazilian People

Brazilian People are probably one of the most hottest latinos in the history of latinos, They got the best food, best dances, and best hip movements. Your not a true brazilian if you don't own a pair of havaiana sandals. And you’re definitely not brazilian if your dad doesn’t take soccer to seriously. Brazilian boys and girls are very touchy and friendly, you may think they are flirting with you hut they just being nice don’t worry. Brazilians are honestly the best and definitely the craziest. Date a brazilian!!!

boy one: “Those people are so loud at that table, i wonder why”
girl one: “It’s because they are all brazilian people”
boy one: “fucking brazilians bro”

by latinoexpert May 26, 2023