turkey blisters

Booze, alcoholic beverages

Hey man, I'm thirsty for some turkey blisters!

by Anonymiss April 3, 2006

tokyo sand blaster

Exotic sex position where the man pours masses of sand in a girls vagina before fucking her.

Charles, "Dude, i tokyo sand blasted that bitch so hard last night!"
Dan, "Sweet, the tokyo sand blaster never fails."

by sicksicky445 March 8, 2011

blaster

n. an area of extreme, concentrated irritation or pain located on the keister; a portmanteau of the words "ass" and "blister."

Dude, would you slow down going over those speedbumps? I've got a killer blaster and you aren't helping.

by Schusta December 14, 2009

Master Blaster

Also "the Super Shocker" - 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink as opposed to it's more common and comfortable cousin.

I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.

by VickersVagina March 29, 2010

asster blaster

the little known gay life mate of master blaster on mad max,much the same as master plaster

damn it, lets go get us some chimminychangas

by j forshizzleness May 13, 2005

butter cup blaster

the act of farting into a turkey baster and then proceeding to squeeze that said fart into an unsuspecting persons

Steve: Last thanksgiving my father prepared the turkey. While I was making the stuffing my father perfomed a butter cup blaster on me, which unfortunately led to my demise.

Andy: Sucks to be you man.

by El Smockito January 3, 2010

Texas Butt Blaster

To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication)

my girlfriend gave me a texas butt blaster in the farm.

by Hupman December 30, 2011