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honda blaster

An enormously large, obnoxious and sound-polluting audio system, most frequently found in small, compact or sub-compact cars. Typically these vehicles have sub-woofers that are larger than their wheels and batteries that are larger than their engines. They are often found at the side of a road and in need of electrical servicing - such as a ninth replacement of their alternator. It is said that these vehicles can be sexually gratifying to certain females and some women have been known to leave their man in favor of such high power equipment.
Tommy just added some rockin' 18s to his Honda Blaster... yeah, it'll make your ears bleed!
by Shanedog62 September 19, 2017
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Baja Blaster

When a sea cucumber busts a green nut
I can never go to Naples again because last time I went I got covered in Baja Blaster.
by Baja blaster October 10, 2019
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New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan
Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single
by Senutobi December 31, 2020
mugGet the New Year’s Blastermug.

Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!
by Cal563 June 12, 2024
mugGet the Shaft Blastermug.

Noodle blaster

Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!
by Noodle Blaster May 7, 2023
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ferret-blaster

a ferret blaster is a weapon used back in world war 2 you make one by disecting a ferret stuffing it with gunpowder shotgun shells and c4 bombs this were often effecient but made the ferret population have a fast dicline
tony were getting shot grab the ferret-blaster
by CYEBUBJEKJKJDKCNO June 22, 2023
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