Belloton

A Belloton is a collection of 'bellend' cyclists - usually sporting all the gear but with no idea. These morons are the type that as soon as they get on a saddle completely forget both the rules of the road and any common sense. Typically you might find a belloton of cyclists insisting on riding four abreast on a country road, who then act indignant towards any oncoming traffic. The belloton is usually headed by a 'Gary' or 'Keith' who when not on his bicycle drives a Nissan Leaf or Honda Jazz.

Last night I had the poor fortune to come across a Belloton on my way home from work. After trying to safely navigate them over the course of 2-3 miles giving them adequate space while I overtook them they all chose to undertake me with just inches between each of them and the passenger side of my vehicle as soon as I slowed entering a 20mph zone.

by TeflonDai August 13, 2025

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A description of an unsightly woman who no man is attracted to.

Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"

by mantha6057 January 17, 2009

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Totes Bellig

When one becomes totally belligerent after consuming large quantities of alcohol. This can be, but is not limited to: breaking trees, excessive drink spillage, intense air guitar solos, making out with grenades, doubling of talkativeness while making minimal sense, losing articles of clothing, shit talking with no intentions of fighting, and ignoring advice of close friends.

It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.

Jorden was totes bellig last night!

or

Here comes totes bellig.

by TotesBellig April 3, 2011

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