Sly beans

A situation thats sly, and mean.
Keeley = "arw I missed the bus!"
Katie= "Arr sly beans!"
Vanessa = "Sly beans Keels"
by RayRayTec June 22, 2011
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sleep for beans

The act of failing to sleep for an adequate amount of hours.
Chris did not sleep for beans last night because he stayed up all night making Carlos' graduation poster.
by KingPizza June 26, 2015
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Bean Cave

The clitoral hood or entire vagina, depending on preference.
"Tonight I'm hoping he'll lick my bean cave."
by MysticBacon November 03, 2011
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Bean Bagger

A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.
Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"
by Barnyard Bailey May 02, 2019
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Bean Cereal

When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.
Man, I accidentally let out a few turds last night and she made Bean Cereal!
by Pizza Camo May 19, 2022
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Liquid Beans

After having anal sex, the poop chunks left on the mans dick get rubbed on the partners belly button and then he cums straight on it. He then mixes it with the tip of his penis, creating a soupy mixture. Thus, liquid beans!
by Datwotwats April 19, 2015
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Merit Bean

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.
Hey Merit Bean, you're a big guy!
by porscherider99 January 19, 2018
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