Dick Bat

The act of using a mans penis that’s bigger then 6 inches to hit things with preferably baseball

GUYS I FORGOT MY BAT DAWG - just use a dick bat bro

by Slothhy March 27, 2019

see bat

someone who doesn’t display queenly attributes and is as insecure as he*l and decides to be rude to mask their pain

I feel so insecure because someone called me a see bat!

by wait May 11, 2022

snark-bat

When needing to hit someone with an explicitly snarky comment, one pulls out the snark bat.

In this mornings meeting, I hit Jim from Finance with the snark-bat.

by Hello622 May 31, 2015

legit bat

A huge dick.

"So, uh, what is your pops packin?"

"Oh...okay you wanna know? I don't...I can't even remember...he has a legit bat, not gonna lie."

by the___kraken September 17, 2014

bats in the cave

u has boogers

u has bats in the cave

by ii_ishfrench December 11, 2020

bat penguin

A fucking awesome dude when he talks to you... #RAWR

Dude look its Bat Penguin!! Holy Shit he's talking!! #HISTORICALMOMENT

by Catrina Stump February 23, 2015

Bat burglar

Someone who steals kid's baseball bats. Usually after a game or practice.

I'm tired of Timmy's dad, Melvin. Dude is a total bat burglar.

by PDotsky May 12, 2016