Barney 

Someone who is fat, most probably gay as well. Little stamina, big stomach. may claim big boned but no... just fat

Person 1 - "Wow he's really putting away the cakes"

Person 2 - "Yeah he's such a Barney"

Barney by the lobster king June 2, 2010

barnesdrunk 

Intoxicated to an extremely heightened state of drunkeness, usually in reference to one who can't stand up yet trys to fight everyone in sight.

"Yo Hick, if that Biddy tries to fight you just ignore him, he's barnesdrunk."

"Last night some Moxon got all barnesdrunk and boxed that Gibbler's teets!"

barnesdrunk by Hurp July 23, 2008

Barnsley trout 

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

Barnsley trout by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

barney har har 

When your dog drags his/her ass across the white carpet

Right after I shampooed the carpet Fido pulled the old Barney har har.

barney har har by Cheyne Smith January 1, 2008

Duncan Barkes 

Talksport presenter.Tommy Boyd fills in for him sometimes on another station which is quite ironic.

I'm at talksport and Boyd is covering for me somewhere else.

Duncan Barkes by James H Reeve July 23, 2004

Dirty barney 

Dirty Barney. A man who shreds anus like wolverine. Ripping anus like wolverine. He probably slaps men's asses.

Wow, that man is a dirty Barney.

Dirty barney by BallCrusher420 April 30, 2020

Barney 

Barney is a big purple dinosaur who stars in the popular kid's show "Barney" ((Of course >_>;)) He teaches kids, along with Baby Bop, DJ, and the group of children on his show, basic pre-school level skills and life's lessons. Barney is loved by kids and parents, but no one inbetween x_x. He is also famous for his "I love you" song.

Preschooler: Mommy Barney's on!!
Mother: Yaay! *sings the I love you song*
Middle school kid: Screw this. *turns channel to MTV*

Barney by Sailor Star February 21, 2005