Backwards

They're wards you put on your back to ward away demons or evil spirits.

Hym "No no no! Idiot! It's not 'killing people for angering you' it's 'killing people to anger people who wouldn't care otherwise'. You have it exactly backwards! Because if I was hanging from my ceiling fan no one would even notice. The first of the month would come maybe people would be wondering why I haven't posted anything. Then, 7-10 days later I would get a '10 day to pay or quit' notice and people might start to wonder where I've been. Then, 10 days later my landlord would enter my apartment and find my rotting corpse. And then maybe 5 people would be sad. Maybe if you read the article about my death you would be sad (for an instant) in some vague way like 'Aw 😐 I like baseball too' and then you would go about your day as though I never existed at all. You will feel nothing. But, if I choose violence, you'd feel it then wouldn't you? Hahaha! Yeah you would! You'd feel anger and disgust and fear 'that could have been me or one of my fuck trophies!!!' OR you would feel NOTHING. You would be exactly what I accuse you of being! You would report on my crime without saying my name (because everyone remembers the name of the columbine guys 😂🤣 I don't) but it would be silly and pointless because it doesn't un-kill those people."

Iam "We're not advocating it. We're just explaining it."

Hym "I want you to FEEL IT! *Consecutive hip thrusts* DO YOU FEEL IT!? *Consecutive hip thrusts* YEAH!!! IF YOU DONT YOU'RE PROVING ME RIGHT! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2022

The Backwards Pasta

When a person make a fresh plate of pasta with pasta sauce (usually a red sauce) and needs someone to shove the entire dish of noodles in sauce in their ass to be able to reach climax

Jeff sent me like 17 pictures of his pasta dish. He must really want me to do the Backwards Pasta on him.

by Soggybiacuiiiit November 14, 2021

backwards-skirter

A backwards-skirter is usually a clever, attractive woman who thinks wearing her skirt backwards , where the back is on the front , gains hr extra points in the workplace.

Jenny is a backwards-skirter, she thinks that's what got her the vice presidency job.

by Torbert September 29, 2025

Backwardism

A political ideology that believes in extreme conservatism, and a return to older times. However, unlike anarcho primitivism, backwardism only focuses on the negative parts of preindustrial society.

NO, NO, NO! I'm not an anarcho primitivst NOR a conservative. I believe in backwardism.

by taborok February 21, 2022

I’m walking backwards

When you’re so blazed you can’t even concentrate on anything

Bro I’m walking backwards so bad rn

by Butter bubbler December 22, 2017

backwards crow hop

Is when a female curls up, knees by her ears, ass hole pointed up in the air, and a male facing away from female, pushes his penis pointed down penetrating her vagina

Man, you ever tried the backwards Crow hop?

by Samantha kink March 31, 2020

Backwards pizza place

The backwards pizza place means to have someone shove cheese, tomato paste/sauce, and garlic in your rectum before buttfucking you while saying mama mia

Oh yeah I gave my girl the backwards pizza place

by Dknotdonkey March 7, 2024