Backyardigan

A person that loves using their imagination in their backyard often.

"That boy is such a Backyardigan when he pretends the backyard is a lake.

by Kotchi February 1, 2019

bass-ackwards

1) extremely (and often embarrassingly) poorly conceived, executed and/or organized

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "ass-backwards"

"Everything on that website is so bass-ackwards it takes forever to find anything!"...

"Yeah, somehow they manage to do damn-near everything bass-ackwards down there at Bridgeport!"…

by TIC Redux May 22, 2005

the backwoods

The middle of nowhere, a place with a lot of land and trees and not too many people. Usually referring to somewhere in the south.

Person 1: I heard Jim is moving to Texas
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably going to be living in the backwoods somewhere.

by youknowho12345 September 23, 2013

ass backward

to do something the exact opposite way that any normal person would do it. to defy logic by carrying out an act with no hope of accomplishing anything purposeful.
purposely doing something wrong to prove a really stupid point.

he attemped the task in an ass backward's fashion, despite all indication from his friend that he was doing it wrong.

by marty767 September 23, 2006

Backwoods Butthurting

A term for anal rape in a rural enviroment. Most likely coined in a place such as WV, or Montana.

Yuppie: Please sir, take my wallet! Just don't hurt mich!
Redneck: Oh i'm gon' hurt you alright. A good ol' fashioned Backwoods Butthurting.
Yuppie: NOOO! *dragged away*

by Harry Warden April 29, 2009

Backwoodsman

A person who is capable, of not only living off the land like his manly men who came before him, but is also capable of not being reliant on bullshit like cell phones, the interwebs, or fucking starbucks. A man who is able to follow up the killing of a grizzly bear with a mighty chest beating, like an adrenaline fueled silver back. This man can build a house out of mother nature, and eat her animals, and wash it down with a mighty man made wilderness beverage.

Timmy, eat your dinner, or the backwoodsman will get you!

That guy is no pussy. He is a fucking backwoodsman. He will conquer mother nature, and live off of her carcass!

by ElWray June 28, 2011

backyard boogie

shitty weed...full of seeds and stems

i was tryin to cop that dro but the spot got raided, so i had to cop a bag of this backyard boogie

by joeboodafatgangsta January 18, 2004