The absolute worst network known to man. They lure you in with their cheap deals and claim that they are the "leader in 5G" but in reality, they are run by the demons of hell and they want to trap you for life.
Satan: Hmm, what should we call it?
Demon King: Maybe T-Mobile, because T can mean trash and mobile can be the thing that we screw up.
Demon King: Maybe T-Mobile, because T can mean trash and mobile can be the thing that we screw up.
by iTookAHarSHIT July 28, 2021
Get the T-Mobilemug. Roberto Agustín Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz, the latest bassist of metal band Metallica who joined in 2003 replacing Jason Newsted.
In scots, Robert is often shortened to "Rab" and Trujillo's last name begins with "T". Hence,Rab T
In scots, Robert is often shortened to "Rab" and Trujillo's last name begins with "T". Hence,Rab T
James : "Now here's a solo from my good friend, Rab T"
Rab T : "Hey, my name is Roberto Agustín Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz, but I'm fine with Rab T"
Rab T : "Hey, my name is Roberto Agustín Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz, but I'm fine with Rab T"
by Rab T 2 June 27, 2009
Get the Rab Tmug. by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 24, 2008
Get the mr. tmug. 
The t-800 is a goon ass Infiltration model Terminator that is very hard to detect.The t-800 is living tissue graphed over a coltan Endoskeleton.It's main military use is assassintion and well Infiltration: arny's model is Cyberdyne Systems Series 800 Model 101 Version 2.4
t-800's fuck tech-com up
by calgore October 19, 2008
Get the T-800mug. Another name for a thong. A piece of sting that sits between the butt cheeks. It drives a man wild with thoughts of promiscous sexual encounters. Wearing a t-honger is sexier than wearing no underwear at all. Unlike normal g-strings, a t-honger can only be worn by women and comes only in size small and extra small.
Robby promised to save himself till marriage, but after seeing Lindsay in a laced t-honger he reneged his commitment and tapped that ass in the backseat of his minivan.
by P-nigs January 22, 2011
Get the t-hongermug. A play on words of the evite. its a tea bag invite. via the internet to a party of further notice where the way to get in is by being tea bagged.
by dc217 September 26, 2010
Get the T-vitemug.