Ass

someone who unreasonably makes fun of others. They start problems and are not very nice. They tend to be self-centred and never really realize how much of an ass they are. All they do is critisize the things others do wrong and doesnt try to fix themselvs

Ass: "Bobby, your such a loser, why are you trying to help others with their work, don't act like a tool"
Bobby: "your such an ass, just dont ask me to help u next time. Why dont u look at yourself before you think everybody else i a hater. You think others always critisize too much"

by inrialiti March 6, 2011

ass dice

Dice that have been shoved inside or near an asshole. Shoving dice in your ass is a classic method of 'winning' board games even if you don't technically win. Pair with finger foods during game night with your least favorite friends :)

ass dice really put the 'crap' back in 'craps'!

by squiggular September 13, 2020

Ass Update

When a person looks more thicc than the last time you saw them.

Ethan: “Ayo, bruh. Did you see Stacey’s new profile pic? She got hella thicc over the summer!

Steven: I know! She got that ass update.

by ClutchHandle34+35 July 13, 2021

ass packer

n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"

"Sam Compton is such an ass packer. He'll stick anything up there"

by skinanbones08 May 13, 2005

ass nigga

A suffix that can be used after adjectives and nouns in any situation.

Craig is a young ass nigga.

Steve Jobs is a rich ass nigga.

That doctor ass nigga saved my mother from cancer.

by Lifs September 21, 2020

ass lake

A puddle of liquid shit usually found on the floor of a public restroom but can also be found anywhere explosive or non explosive diarrhea is present.

1.Don't go into the bathroom right now we're still trying to clean up the ass lake someone left in there.

2. Bro.. Do you have any paper towels? I've been having explosive diarrhea lately and couldn't make it to the toilet.

Dude what do you mean you couldn't make it to the toilet... I swear there better not be an ass lake in there all over my bathroom floor!!

by AliasAlice September 4, 2016

Nut Ass

A slang term in reference to something corny or lame typically used in the Philly region.

''Boul got on them nut ass Timbs.''
''Fuck outa here them nut ass braids in ya head.''
''I hate working at this nut ass job''

by PeanutLive215 December 17, 2020