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Zebra Pancakes

Intensely delicious pancakes originally made by Ralph Drabble. Used in the treatment of his wife, June's, intense depressions. Usually eaten after June has been very sad but also by other members of the family. Ralph always says "Pancakes make people happy!" They are impossible to resist. They are usually covered in white and dark chocolate and often served with syrup and butter. The effects do not last long but they are delicious. If you want something that will really get you un-sad, try Zebra Pancakes - remember, Ralph Drabble told you!
Ralph: You look a little sad, honeybunch. I know what'll get you going! How about some Zebra Pancakes?

June: Zebra Pancakes? What in the world are they?

Ralph: You've eaten these before. Remember those great pancakes I make you when you're sad. Those are Zebra Pancakes. (he starts making some) After all, pancakes make people happy! You can't resist these.

Beatrice: Zebra Pancakes?! Oh man, a Gunny Granny could be proud of those. See this? (she points to the referee shirt she's wearing) Now, if you're gonna call it a Zebra Pancake, you've got to be dressed as a zebra!

Ralph: Here, taste these! Sweet, isn't it? Even someone who isn't sad should eat my Zebra Pancakes.

Opal: Hello sweetie. Are you eating Zebra Pancakes? I want some, too. Earl almost made me cry today.

Ralph: Here, give these a try.

June: Gee, pancakes do make you happy! Even though the effects don't last long.

Earl: Whoah, she's right. These Zebra Pancakes are awesome! They'll make you a zippy zebra in no time. I'll take seconds! (they all take seconds)

Ralph: I told you so! Zebra Pancakes rule!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 18, 2011
mugGet the Zebra Pancakesmug.

pancake top

a flabbier version of muffin top, whereby abdominal fat spills over a woman's pant waist. the pancake top is characterized by a lower cellulite content and higher water content than the muffin top. see muffin stump for opposite end of the pant-waist-fat-spillover spectrum.
damn when that chick walks her pancake top jiggles like crazy.
by wysiwyggy May 15, 2009
mugGet the pancake topmug.

Gucci Pancakes

“When you’re wearing Gucci pants that are so tight that your BALLSACK gets squished into little tiny Gucci Pancakes.”
Kieran: “ Damn I got Gucci Pancakes.”
Devin: “Gucci pancakes are delicious!”
by Damnthatcatsexy January 3, 2020
mugGet the Gucci Pancakesmug.

Pancake juice

A.k.a -syrup
You- Ma'am can you please point to the isle where the pancake juice is located?

Employee- do you mean syrup?
by Pmoneyman July 24, 2017
mugGet the Pancake juicemug.

Sticky Pancaked

When you nut between someone's cheeks and it drys up so it's sticky and they can't poop because they can't pull there ass apart.
by Bebop Man September 18, 2021
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pancake disrespecter

One who disrespects someone by not letting them finish a pancake.
"Damn woman! I can even finish my damn flapjack without you tryna make me re-tile the roof! I'm not bitting my lip this time! You know what you are?! A straight up PANCAKE DISRESPECTER!"
by La Mothkis October 8, 2014
mugGet the pancake disrespectermug.

Pancakes on the griddle

When ones balls are stuck to their thigh, usually occurs when standing up or sitting down for too long, especially in hot humid temperatures
All through class, I had some bad pancakes on the griddle
by Zacharees73 February 12, 2015
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