Ashton Pritchard

Also known as AshyT and Sir Mufuckin Chief, the way he steps out you’d think he got a hair cut everyday. He does. How long you think it takes him to fix a furnace? 4 and a half minutes. Way too much shmoney to count it all.

Yo, you see Ashton Pritchard in that 1300 horsepower Civic? Yeah he was rockin bape with the carhartt pants

by SeptembersRich January 5, 2023

Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton Burns is a small boy who is very unintelligent for his age

by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 27, 2022

Ashton

Ashton's are the absolute best, most wonderful, kind and considerate people, they always think of others before themselves and their hearts are big enough for everyone, they're always givers, which may be their fatal flaw, but they give so much love that they're bound to get lots in return. Their eyes are the most beautiful things you'll ever see, even if a little wonky, but that's ok, asymmetrical faces are the best. Their eyes are like the most beautiful clear blue skies over the most gorgeous fields of flowers freshly damp from a spring rainstorm. You could fall in love with them for their faces alone and never fall out of love with them. Like a drug, you get addicted and can't live without them, they're the best thing that could ever happen upon you. If you find an Ashton you should give them all of your love, as they will to you, and make them the happiest person on the planet as they deserve to be. No matter what you do, they will always love you and care about you with a passion that's hard to match unless you're dating a Scorpio. Ashton's deserve the world, and can very quickly become yours if you give them a chance.

"oh my god, you know and ashton? I wish I knew an Ashton."
"Ashton is so kind and sweet it just makes me want to melt"

by t33 h33 h33 February 28, 2023

Ashton

The biggest sex lord ever, ESHH BAHHH

oi Ashton ESHH BAHHH

by BussyFingers November 8, 2020

Ashton (boy)

A amazing boy who loves to tease people in school. Can be very annoying at some times but is smart. Normally a troublemaker but is really nice when you get to know him. His name means “Ashes of trees”. According to TikTok if you have a A and a N in your name you’re hot. Theirs no doubt about it. Ashton is not hot… but REALLY cute. He has beautiful eyes where you can get lost in easily. Normally he hangs out with the trouble makers. He is the BEST guy best friend you will ever have, you might get annoyed about how he gets jealous. Ashton tries not to show his jealousy, he’s very good at it too. Ashton’s normally have dirty blond hair which is long, and also hazel eyes. He is normally mean to people but has his soft spots! He is very smart and normally has straight A’s. Ashton’s normally are an only child or, most commonly have 2-3 siblings.

Person 1: OMG- IS THAT ASHTON?!
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: I love his eyes….
Person 2: Me too…
Person 1: The Ashton (boy) is so much hotter than the Ashton girls…

by Eminem’s nightmare November 14, 2023

Ashton

A genuine Nazi supporter.

Is that Ashton?

Yeah he literally hates Jews.

by Chkenbiscut December 2, 2022

ashton

ashton is an amazing kisser, and an amazing boyfriend! his smile takes your breath away. there tall with enchanting blue eyes you can look into and get lost, when you find an ashton you often don't realize he is amazing until you get to know him, but once you get to know him you never want to lose him there someone you will want to keep to yourself. ashton often doesn't realize how sexy he his but his girlfriend dose. ashton always worries for everyone before himself and gives the best hugs, ashton always knows what to say to make you smile or knows exactly how to make you feel safe. once you meet an ashton if you're lucky enough and your that girl you will find yourself falling for him before you know it, ashtons completely sweet and he deserves so much love. when you look at ashton you will be in love with him before you even relize it.

girl 1: hey i heard you hung out with ashton yesterday your so lucky!
girl 2: yeah i never realized how his smile lights up the room before..
girl 1: girl your crushing
girl 2: no im not!
girl 1: oh look here's ashton coming over now!
girl 2: (blushing) wait what? where is he? (looking around exceeded)

by lala020104 January 22, 2021