#1
Evan: "Sammmmmmaaaaaayyyy did you lay a fat nut on that chick's face last night?"
Sammy: "nah man... she made me use a condom, so you know I was left with an empty sack."
#2
Eric: "Hey Gabe, why are you in such a bad mood, bro?"
Gabe: "Listen Brother, you'd be in a bad mood too if an empty sack was sitting YOUR trash bin."
Evan: "Sammmmmmaaaaaayyyy did you lay a fat nut on that chick's face last night?"
Sammy: "nah man... she made me use a condom, so you know I was left with an empty sack."
#2
Eric: "Hey Gabe, why are you in such a bad mood, bro?"
Gabe: "Listen Brother, you'd be in a bad mood too if an empty sack was sitting YOUR trash bin."
by MadeThatBitchFRAMEOUS July 13, 2016
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Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024
Get the how many apples can fit in an empty basket? mug.Sometimes I get a little lonely
Sometimes I get a little sad
Sometimes I get so sick and tired of people telling me
They're the best friends I ever had
So I just say to them
It's so empty in here
Sometimes I get a little angry
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Sometimes I get so sick and tired of people telling me
Everything I do is so bad
I can't get used to all this emptiness
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Just isn't real
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I just want to tell you one thing
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Sometimes I get a little sad
Sometimes I get so sick and tired of people telling me
They're the best friends I ever had
So I just say to them
It's so empty in here
Sometimes I get a little angry
Sometimes I get a little mad
Sometimes I get so sick and tired of people telling me
Everything I do is so bad
I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness that I feel
Just isn't real
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Just don't know what to do
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I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness that I feel
Just isn't real
Oh that's just the way I feel
What are you trying to tell me?
I guess I just have to keep on singing
I guess I just have to go right on saying
Oh yeah I'm so empty
I don't want all you people telling me
That I'm some, I'm some crazy kind of fool
I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness that I feel
Just isn't real
Oh that's just the way I feel
What are you trying to tell me?
I guess I just have to keep on singing
I guess I just have to go right on saying
Oh yeah I'm so empty
by Death Menace July 14, 2023
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by Rhody401 January 26, 2022
Get the Rumming on empty mug.Exhausted, depleted, unable or unwilling to continue, for example at the end of a night or your life. From what they call trains which are returning to a depot without unloading passengers at the end of the night.
"Fancy another drink?" "No I've had enough, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"
by threebythree February 27, 2009
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Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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